A Kansas Gentleman Farming Casualty
March 24, 2026 âĒ The Farm
Kansas Gentleman Farmers Association âĒ Form GF-40
Subject was attempting to install a standard agricultural T-post using a manual post driver. In a display of declining hand-eye coordination consistent with male aging, subject managed to redirect the full force of his swing toward his own cranium.
The T-post remained unmoved. Subject's dignity did not survive.
Gentleman Farming: By The Numbers
Think you're safe? Every gentleman farmer's number comes up eventually. Find out how YOU'LL get hurt.
Every fence post remembers. Every bale of hay takes its toll. Your knees are just keeping a running tab.
You used to be able to do this no problem. Key phrase: "used to."
And by hydration we mean the beer after you've stopped bleeding.
If you're gonna hurt yourself doing something dumb, at least make sure your friends see it. For insurance purposes.